Zizi and Me

Me: What do you like about me besides the looks?
Zizi: You are smart, I like your laziness and the way you park the car.

What a combination!

Zizi and Me

Summer time, summer time, summer time texting:

Zizi- I always imagine holding you when I try to sleep. Never gave up on you and never will, till I hold your tight for real.
Me - Hold my tight! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure you can hold it! I thought you want me all not only my tight but... let it be. I would pick boobs if i were you!

I'm such a romance maniac!



Watching House of lies, dude smells like vanilla
few moments later
- Baby, you smell delicious!
- Like vanilla?
- No, like scrambled eggs...



Niño - our flatmate and Zizi's great friend (dude). I always thought their relationship is more then little gay.

- We've seen this scene!
- I haven't! Who did you see it with?
- You!
- No. I have never seen it before. You had to watch it with one of your exes....
- Baby, it was before summer!
- Well it had to be with Niño then.

braintaking class +

Someone: We should make it a terrible ['triple'] class.

Me: Yeah, three classes in wine ['one']

P.S. both unconsciously.
+

*dingidingiding* [intercom]
Me: Yes?
X: Sally
[pressed the button to open]
Zizi: Who was it?
Me: Sally.
Zizi: Sally?
Me: Who the fuck is Sally?
Zizi: Who?
Me: Sally!
Zizi: I don't know. STUDYYYY! [in the tone as 'this is SPARTAAAA!']
[Minute later Ali comes]
[I guess he said: 'This is Ali' and I just misheard it ;p ]

|Shakira - La La La (Brazil 2014) ft. Carlinhos Brown

Why isn't this song the official instead of that idiotic dog's song.

Zizi and Me

[We decided to sleep.]
[30 min later.]
Zizi: [singing] I wanna be loved by you hmhm hmhmhmhm-hm-hm-hmmm
Me: [grumpy] What the hell you think you're doing?
Zizi: Nothing. Just singing... yyy... what's her name? Mimi? Mona? Mmmm...
Me: Marilyn Monroe, maybe?
Zizi: Oh yeah! Her.
Me: Shut. Up. And. Sleep.

Zizi: I'm hungry.
Me: I know, me too. It will take at least 40 min to make that red pasta you wanted, so lets go out and eat pasta by Pergola. It will be faster. I will make my pasta in the evening. After Pergola we will go to that Ekonomalia concert.
Zizi: How about we eat in MacD instead and then go to the concert since we're already late.
Me: Ughhhhh... But.. mom!
Zizi: C'mon. It's gonna be way better! You love MacD!
Me: Fine.
[10 min later]
Zizi: Ok so lets go to Pergola!
Me: Ughhh... I thought we're going to MacD...
[Another 20 min of sitting home without any decision and no food at all.]
Me: I could've made that pasta.
Zizi: Shut. Up.
Me: So?! Now I'm not gonna make anything, MacD or Pergola?
Zizi: Let's just eat fast burger at home.
Me: Will you make it?
Zizi: No, You will.
Me: But dad...!
Zizi: Move your ass and do it.
Me: :(
[ended up in MacD] :D
[Needless to say that red pasta was cooked but two days later, not after the concert. After the concert we ate home made burgers]

Me: Let's sleep.
Zizi: Ok.
Me: Good night.
Zizi: Good night.
[Zizi - laying while I'm trying to get comfortable for next 3-5 min. Finally it seems like I've found a comfy position. 5 sec later Zizi takes deep breath of relieve. 30 sec silence. No one moves.]
Me: You know I was thinking...
Me: BLABLABLABLABLA
Zizi: Yhym...
Me: And you know, blablablaBLAblaBlaBLAblablabla
Zizi: Mmm...
Me: Blablabla... but we were planning to sleep. Sorry.
[Me - moving again, trying to get comfy while all of the sudden I get a huge emotional breakout and I need hugs]
[Zizi hugs me and starts falling asleep]
Me: Blablablabla
Zizi: Sleep.
Me: Ok.
[Trying to get comfy again]
[Zizi falls asleep in short while]
[Me - hate for everything and everyone]

If I was him, I would kill me.

Zizi and Me

Imp - Why is everyone pregnant?!
Ziz - I think it have something to do with YOLO consequences.

Imp - I'm a sexy vampire!
Ziz - I knoooow and I can't wait till sunset! I will light up some candles, just few, so I can differentiate between...
Imp - ...me and the pillows xD
Ziz - ehh... between colors.

Imp - My cup is sticky :(
Ziz - Do you want me to fix it with no solution?
Imp - Nah, I just whine.
Ziz - I whiskey.

6 Feb. After exam, cinema, waiting for the movie.
Imp - Let's pretend today is Valentines day and get it over with.
Ziz - Ok, Happy Valentines Day!
Imp - Yeah, Happy Valentines Day.
Ziz - Ok, we're done.
Imp - Not yet.
[Quick kiss]
Imp - Now we're done.
Ziz - We're such hipsters.

Imp - My wife!
Ziz - Yea, I remember how you proposed; via text and gave me a rubber ring from KFC that says you don't wanna die alone like a dog, did you?
Imp- Umm... Yeah that was probably one of your crazy nightmares!
I proposed with the Ring of Power, while we were flying on the dragon across a double rainbow toward the sunrise, through the wardrobe door, yelling spells and waving my magic wand to protect us from dementors and black magicians. We also had the Luggage carrying champagne, candles and strawberries
Ziz - Ops, don't remember that.
Imp - You know nothing, John Snow.

Zizi and Me

After a big meal:
Imp - I'm so full.
Ziz - Yeah, you're a fool.

[period]
Imp - Nope. Blow job week exists only in guys imaginations.
Ziz - You suck!
Imp - I don't and this seems to be the problem ;p

On the radio:

|Venus - Bananarama (HQ Audio)

Habibi/Ziz: I'm your P E N I S! I'm your fire, slow desire...

[laundry]
Imp - I will hung the whites... I can't hang colors though.
Ziz - Why?
Imp - That would be racist xD

Imp - How does it feel?
Ziz - Weird.
Imp - It was supposed to feel good...
Ziz - You want me to try it on you?
Imp - Nooooo. I did already.
Ziz - And?
Imp - ??
Ziz - Does it feel good?
Imp - No. It hurts me.
Ziz - Baby, don't read cosmo...

Imp - I love you so much that I wish I had strabismus because then I would see you double.

Imp - Hey princess!
Ziz - Princess? Princess?! What princess?
Imp - You know, the daughter of a king...
Ziz - That's offensive!
Imp - I'm not sorry.
Ziz - Of course you're not sorry because you're a bitch.
[Like that's not offensive]

Zizi and Me

- You're lying!
- No i'm tigering.

- I'm just kidding.
- Cool. I'm adulting.

- I'm serious.
- I'm a movie.

- Movie?
- Fine.
- It's a date then.
- Yes, 23rd of October

- I'm not as patient as Lily.
- Your a doctor not a patient.

- You know why?!
- No, I know X. Never met Y.

- You rock!
- You paper.

- Będę prawe plecy.
- ?
- Be right back.
- Ty kamień. [you rock]

- Zombie apocalypse would start in Starbucks.
- Why?
- Because, you know, hipsters have to get it before everyone else does xD

- Starbucks cup? Red? Christmas? Now? o_O They should have it at least in May.
- (?).(?)
- Hipsters! They have to have everything earlier.

[We call praying - yoga.]
- I think Arabs must be very stressed nation.
- ??
- You know, doing yoga 5 times per day, that's quite much.

- It's getting dark pretty fast now.
- Yeah! Especially if we get up just before the sun set.

Romantic moment after waking up, hugs, kisses, etc...
- Mmm... You smell like... corn. [while of thinking with dreamy face] We should get some corn and cook it!
- Yeah... And spread some butter on it and let it melt and then put little sugar.. OR SALT on it! no, sugar... no salt... sugar... salt... ok ok sugar!
[And this is how romance can change into foodmance. True story!]

Conversation on fb group. A dude that I was mad at, at the time, proposed a meeting date to finish our project. Date works. My love writes:
'Tomorrow works, dear Xxx.'
- Do you think I should add anything?
- Nope. I would just change an 'a' to an 'e' in 'dear'.

Your dick is my 2nd favorite part of your body. [a while of deep thoughts] I mean... I love your other parts too, like your eyes, lips, hands and nose... Yeah,
If you'd be a dick stuck to the brain,
it wouldn't be the same.

- You should totally be a lawyer!
- Nah, they study a lot. [I'm a med student, if someone hasn't realized]

- You're so tiny! I love it!
- Yep! I'm a pocket version of human.